I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
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I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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