Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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