If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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