i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
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You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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