her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
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I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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