Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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