is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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