Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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