Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
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I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
BRING THE BAGELS
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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