you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
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Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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