This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
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that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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