She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
