I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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