Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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