i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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