saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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