I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
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I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
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It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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