god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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