i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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