doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
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You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
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