you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
So much rum. So many feels.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
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