a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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