bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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