yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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