Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
He passed out mid-signature
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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