I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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