Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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