come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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