Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
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It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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