Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i will never coherently bang her
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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