super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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