don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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