can u get pink eye on your cock?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
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Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
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I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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