i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
