Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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