There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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