he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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