Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I wish I only lived at night.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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