Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Randomize
