have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
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i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
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Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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