She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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