id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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