How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
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He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
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