I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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