My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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