i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
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Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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