i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
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I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
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I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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