I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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