seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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