I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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