no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
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Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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