physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
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I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
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he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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