Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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