I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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